April 2008
20 posts
So Tru!!! from CH
Reality by Height How funny you look. God, I’m sorry. I really didn’t mean to laugh. No, I know it’s rude. I’m sorry. Likelihood your skin is this color Feasibility of a career in professional tossing Hiding places Fear of doorways Chances that standing oral sex is an option for you.
On "The View" Today
Ok so im in the process of packing up and moving, and had the TV on and to my surprise Whoopi brightened my day. Apparently masturbation and cancer have come together… ok so not all that bad because apparently all us guys have to do to help prevent prostate cancer is to “lend it a hand”, but unfortunately masturbation still causes hairy palms and blindness.
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
I guess I-405 in LA at rush hour is DragonForce on expert?
TheUmovie →
Check out these trailers guys. Its a project my good buddy Alex has been working on and it looks like its going to be a right success.
Courage, my friends; tis’ not too late to build a better world.
– Tommy Douglas
Oh what you overhear in the library
Guy: "i don't think your love is strong enough for [him] to stay with you if you were to whip out a penis"
Chickah: "i think it is"
Guy: "I don't think so"
Chickah: "well how the hell am i going to grow a penis anyway?"
Guy: "by not eating your vegetables?"
An Absolute Genious
Mark Rippetoe… the more I read this mans journals and books the more I respect the man. Everyone knows I’m a bit of a fitness/athletic freak… if the kinesiology education didn’t give it away I’m not sure what will. Anyhow, I look up to this man like say you would… I don’t know… Santa Clause. Hell, find out for yourself, search him up or read...
Have fun screwing up…. it means your removing your ego from the equation
– Mark Rippetoe
April Fools
Definately my favorite day to turn off my computer, huddle in a corner and wish it was all over! I will see you guys in 10.5 hours when the net is safe again!
Welcome to my First Post
F1r$T!!!!